JOURNAL | I dreamt of an "apple on a tree"

I dreamt of an "apple on a tree"

Depending on the context of the dream, an Apple can signify love (if the apple is fresh and given to someone), guilt (only if one associates eating an apple with the biblical reference to the garden of Eden). In prophetic dreams the apple is considered to be a very good omen, but the interpretation depends primarily on what the details are. If the apples are ripe there is a promise of financial rewards but if the apples were green, bitter, or tainted in some way then you are in danger of losing something through mistake or foolishness that you would have otherwise gained.

LIFESTYLE | Alejandro addict

Alejandro addict

I just couldn'tget this out of mind. This is just too addicting. I love Lady Gaga very much. Of course I don't agree with everything I see from Gaga, but you just gotta hand it to her. She's proven herself a pop icon of our generation.

LIFESTYLE | Be careful of what you wish for

Be careful of what you wish for

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and -- pouf! -- two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic,but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish..."So the fairy waved her magic wand and -- pouf! -- the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful idiots should remember fairies are female.

CORPORATE | Punctuality Says a Lot About You

Punctuality Says a Lot About You

Just got this from one of my emails. No infringement intended. I do not own this material. Just felt like sharing it to the world. Alicia Smith (AliciaSmith. com) says punctuality says a lot about you.

LIFESTYLE | Blonde Mortician

Blonde Mortician

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed.

She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.

She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'